1) I wish I was a little bit taller.
2) I wish I was a baller.
3) I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
4) I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
and a '64 Impala.
6) I wish I was like 6'9 so I could get with Leoshi; she don't know me, but she's really fine.
7) I think about her all the time, everywhere I go, and even in my dreams I can't think of ways to make her mine.
8) When it comes to playing basketball I'm always last to be picked.
and in some cases, never picked at all.
10) I sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls who came to watch their men ball.
11) I never understood why jocks get the fly girls and I get the hood rats.
12) I once got hit with a bottle.
13) I'm living in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows my name, I think that's a shame.
14) I wish I had a brand new car.
15) I drive a hatchback, and everywhere I go I get laughed at.
16) I've got an 8-Track, and a spare tire in the back seat; but that's flat.
17) You wanna' know what's really whack? I can't even get a date, so what you think of that?
18) I heard that prom night is the bomb night with a hood rat you can hold tight.
19) When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello.
20) It's hard to survive when you're living in a concrete jungle and these girls just keep passing me by.
21) I wish I had my way, cause everyday would be a Friday.
22) If I could, I would play ghetto games.
and name my kids ghetto names; like Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine
24) I go simple, I go easy, I go Greyhound.
25) I wish I was a little bit taller.