1) I wish I was a little bit taller.

2) I wish I was a baller.

3) I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

4) I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

5) … and a '64 Impala.

6) I wish I was like 6'9 so I could get with Leoshi; she don't know me, but she's really fine.

7) I think about her all the time, everywhere I go, and even in my dreams I can't think of ways to make her mine.

8) When it comes to playing basketball I'm always last to be picked.

9) … and in some cases, never picked at all.

10) I sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls who came to watch their men ball.

11) I never understood why jocks get the fly girls and I get the hood rats.

12) I once got hit with a bottle.

13) I'm living in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows my name, I think that's a shame.

14) I wish I had a brand new car.

15) I drive a hatchback, and everywhere I go I get laughed at.

16) I've got an 8-Track, and a spare tire in the back seat; but that's flat.

17) You wanna' know what's really whack? I can't even get a date, so what you think of that?

18) I heard that prom night is the bomb night with a hood rat you can hold tight.

19) When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello.

20) It's hard to survive when you're living in a concrete jungle and these girls just keep passing me by.

21) I wish I had my way, cause everyday would be a Friday.

22) If I could, I would play ghetto games.

23) … and name my kids ghetto names; like Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine

24) I go simple, I go easy, I go Greyhound.

25) I wish I was a little bit taller.