The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.The Nominees
- A) SCADSubmitted by Brady
While working on a problem in which we had to find the total pounds per square foot of water
Genius: How many lbs are in a pound?
Professor: The same number of ins in an inch.
- B) Lawrence UniversitySubmitted by Nick
Professor was talking about castration of young boys in the Baroque Period in order to make them sing better.
Scholar: "How did cutting off their heads make them sing better?"
- C) Olympic CollegeSubmitted by Nick
Professor: So basically, if the half-life of Cesium-137 is twenty years, it doesn't matter if you have 10 pounds or 10 tons. In twenty years, half of it's gone.
Valedictorian: Isn't that the stuff they use in Carbon dating?
Professor: That's carbon.
- D) HACCSubmitted by Kurt
Professor: In a right triangle with a 30 degree angle the side ratios are always 1, 2, and the square root of 3.
The Brilliance: So, 2 is always twice 1?
- E) SPUSubmitted by Kevin
Talking about our evolutionary ancestors
Lil' Einstein: Do you think the different skull shapes and things that we find are just from different races or something?
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