The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) Northern Illinois UniversitySubmitted by Dan

    Genius: So what you are saying is that the African-Americans in Nigeria…

    Professor: Wait.. What did you call them?

    Genius: African-Americans. What else am I supposed to call them?

    Professor: Africans.

  • B) American River CollegeSubmitted by Eli

    Professor: So these are the stars that our bigger than our sun…
    Lady Einstein: Wait, so the sun is a star?

  • C) Loyola Marymount UniversitySubmitted by Anna

    Professor: At the same time as the Japanese were bombing Pearl Harbor, they were also attacking other major ports in the Pacific.

    The Brilliance: Wait, how can they attack more than one place at once?

    Professor: …They had more than one plane.

  • D) BMCSubmitted by Jeff

    The professor asked a student to raise a light…

    Valedictorian: Raise it up or raise it down?

  • E) Davenport UniversitySubmitted by Basil

    Professor: Any questions about the syllabus?

    Golden Oldie: What does 12 point font mean?


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