You: What are you watching?

 

Roommate: I don't even know. Family Guy or something.

 

You: Family Guy?

 

Roommate: Yeah. It's funny.

 

You: It's also animated. That is live-action, dude.

 

Roommate: Oh.

 

You: And that's a prison. It looks like Oz.

 

Roommate: That's it! That's what I'm watching! Fucking funny.

Voiceover: …and the prisoners grow more restless following the previous day's riots, killing two inmates and seriously injuring a guard…  


You: So it's a documentary

 

(Roommate crams cracker into mouth)

 

You: What's that you're eating?

 

Roommate: Pie. Apple pie. (laughs)