You: What are you watching?


Roommate: I don't even know. Family Guy or something.


You: Family Guy?


Roommate: Yeah. It's funny.


You: It's also animated. That is live-action, dude.


Roommate: Oh.


You: And that's a prison. It looks like Oz.


Roommate: That's it! That's what I'm watching! Fucking funny.

Voiceover: …and the prisoners grow more restless following the previous day's riots, killing two inmates and seriously injuring a guard…  

You: So it's a documentary


(Roommate crams cracker into mouth)


You: What's that you're eating?


Roommate: Pie. Apple pie. (laughs)