Your Major
Job Before The Recession
Job After The Recession
 AccountingAccountant
 Bonus Check Shredder
 Mechanical Engineering
 Automotive Engineer
 Torch and Pitchfork Manufacturer
 Economics Stock Broker
 Coke Dealer
 Journalism Journalist Rush Limbaugh
 Women's Studies
Sex Discrimination Lawyer
Prostitute
 Political Science
Politician
Angry Mob Leader
Philosophy
Philosophy Professor
Doomsday Cult Leader
Business
Financial Consultant
Pariah
Nepotism
Hedge Fund Executive
Hedge Fund Assitant Executive
History
Wendy's Manager
Wendy's Assistant Manager
English
Well, you weren't getting a job anyway.
So don't worry about it. Just keep working on that screenplay.