The meeting that launched a million bad jokes
Rabbi: This is a little bit awkward.
Priest: You think so? Oh, thank God. I thought it was just me.
Rabbi: That's a test. Jews can't be uncomfortable.
Priest: That's nice?
Rabbi: I was joking.
Priest: Oh, ha! I wasn't sure if I should laugh or be solemn or
Rabbi: What are we supposed to be talking about?
Priest: I was kind of hoping that you an agenda or rubric or something that I could copy.
Rabbi: Me, too.
Priest: Well, shit. This is going to make tomorrow's homily a little difficult. A homily is when
Rabbi: I know what a homily is.
Priest: Sorry. I wasn't sure how much you know about our church, other than the Jesus
dealio. I mean, all I know about you guys is your whole castration thing.
Priest: Is that not the same thing?
Rabbi: It's in the Bible.
Priest: Is it in the Old Testament? Because I'm a little rusty on the Old Testament. I'm kinda more of a New Testament guy. You know, because of Jesus. He's so cool. Remember when he performed that miracle atoh, right. Sorry. No Jesus or New Testament for you. I always forget that. But hey, since you don't use the New Testament, do you just call the Old Testament Testament? Maybe I shouldn't have asked that. Hey! How about that time when Moses saw that burning bush and
Rabbi: You want to go to a bar?
Priest: Hell yeah.