'Old School Pics'
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I want everyone to remember what I looked like before I got fat.


'I love my life :)'
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I hate my life but I want my ex-boyfriend to think I'm over him.

 
'Random Pics'
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I don't have a life but here are the five pictures in existence of me around people.

 
'21st B-day!!!!'
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The album ends right before I start throwing up.

 
'My Ride'
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I'm not interesting enough as a person so here are pictures of my car.

 
'Family Trip to Mt. Rushmore'
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Here are pictures of my family's trip to Mt. Rushmore.

 
'Girls Night Out'
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We dressed real slutty and danced on guys at the bar.

 
'hey i like your shirt, you look like an astronaut'
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I'm using an obscure quote from the night as an inside joke to show how exclusive our group of friends is.

 
'Photo Booth'
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I have nothing better to do than to sit in front of my webcam and make faces.