RIGHT HEADLIGHT: Hey I can see a service station coming up! I think he's going to turn into it.
CENTRAL COMPUTER: Good, RH, tell me what else you see. Do they do free diagnostic tests or have any specials? Anything to give us hope.
RIGHT HEADLIGHT: Let me see, the sign says, "Free oil change with
.." OH MY GOD!
CENTRAL COMPUTER: What's wrong?!!!
RIGHT HEADLIGHT: I'm blind! I can't see anything! It's all so dark!
CENTRAL COMPUTER: His bulb must have burned out. Left Headlight, help him out.
LEFT HEADLIGHT: Who said that?
CENTRAL COMPUTER: Damn it I forgot his bulb was out too.
SIDE REARVIEW MIRROR: I think we passed it.
CENTRAL COMPUTER: What did the sign say?
SIDE REARVIEW MIRROR: NOITATOR ERIT THIW EGNAHC LIO EERF
CENTRAL COMPUTER: This is pointless, we'll have to take more drastic measures.
WINDSHIELD WIPERS: (in unison) Hey Hey we need fluid!
CENTRAL COMPUTER: Now's not the time you two, we have bigger problems right now.
WINDSHIELD WIPERS: (in unison) Awww but-
CENTRAL COMPUTER: But nothing! Now Alternator, I want you to shut down all electrical power to the car.
ALTERNATOR: Are you mad?!
CENTRAL COMPUTER: Hear me out. By knocking out the electrical flow we will disable the power steering. Then he'll have to get us towed to a mechanic.
ENGINE: But.. cough cough
. that means you'll have no power going to you, you'll be knocked unconscious.
CENTRAL COMPUTER: That's a risk I'm willing to take, Engine. Alright on the count of three we'll shut down all electrical power. Console, do the count.
CONSOLE: May God help us
CENTRAL COMPUTER: I'll see you all on the other side.
CENTRAL COMPUTER: Hello? Is anybody there? Where am I?
EIGHT-TRACK PLAYER: Heh heh heh heh.
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