Dear Mr. West,

             As a casual fan of your music, I have always admired your lyrics…but you have truly let me down with your LMFAO remix. You implied that with the ability of telekinesis you would have been able to see "it" coming. While that may sound clever to you, telekinesis involves moving objects with your mind and does not entail seeing the future. I applaud your clever attempt, but your lack of super-power knowledge is the only LMFAO that I got, and it has saddened me. You sir truly are just a gay fish.

Formerly yours,
Peppy Hare