(To the tune of "O.P.P.")

Tax cuts for upper brackets
Rush, get some votes from 'em

The G.O.P., we're in some trouble
'Cuz of the housing bubble
It burst and now not a lot of homes are full
Iraq is violent, Afghanistan is just as awful
Our last prez, well, was not that lawful
We sorta need some help to counteract this guy Barack Obama
Our man, Bobby Jindal, made us wanna cry
We need some new solutions so that we can save the Constitution
By outlawing teaching evolution
Burn it!
You ever had a country that you cared so much about?
You run it for a while but then everyone starts to shout
They're all pissed off over some water down in New Orleans
And then they put the blame on us instead of Howard Dean
Now at the time we didn't C to the A to the R to the E
But then elections came around (Boy that made us wary!)
The G.O.P., needless to say we didn't do well
Then two years later, same thing, now the country's bound for hell
The gays are gettin' married and taxes are gettin' high
Unless you happen to be a middle-class kinda guy
Well if you are there's not a lot the G.O.P. can do
But if you're rich, this party's for you

You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
Who likes the G.O.P.? (Guys who can buy brie!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
Who likes the G.O.P.? (We love our brie!)

Now as for smearing, the G.O.P. was working wonders
Capitalizing on all of Clinton's, Gore's and Kerry's blunders
But Obama, we keep trying, and nothing is working
We've used socialism, Islam, and he just keeps on smirking
We need to step it up before we're forced into poverty
Obama now hates…hmmm…private property
That's right, he a communist, but to assuage your fears, he should just last four years
Well, provided you do the patriotic thing around, say, twenty-twelve
And kick him out of office with that Black Panther Michelle
Then we'll be back, things will be great, and we can all resume
Sending those pesky terrorists to death to meet their doom
You heard what Cheney said, we're under risk from an attack
All 'cuz Obama closed Gitmo and then he turned his back
And when it happens sorry but you'll have yourselves to blame
You should've paid more attention to Obama's scary name
Now don't worry there still is one thing that could save us all
The G.O.P. (G.O.P.!) or maybe Charles de Gaulle
So when you vote just make sure that you're voting 'cuz you're scared
And 'cuz Obama's unprepared

You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
Who likes the G.O.P.? (Guys who love to ski!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
You like the G.O.P.? (Yeah you know me!)
Who likes the G.O.P.? (No more Kennedys!)

So what now for the G.O.P.?
Well, Michael Steele here, and, I've got to tell you, I have some great ideas
Budget cuts, lots of "no" votes, plenty of nagging
And then of course we've got to have a lot more tea bagging, suck it!
Also 'cuz of me the good news is we have got immunity
To any criticism from those hip-hop communities
Combine my cred with Sarah Palin's charming folksy sound
You've got a party that is more than poised for a rebound
We'll get FOX News to give our policies lots of support
It's just we don't have many now except to not abort
Oops my bad guys I'll think of more and though I can't say when
Look for some stuff around October of two thousand ten
But until then just keep on working hard with what you got
And I know some of you might say "Well Mike that's not a lot"
"We've had eight long years of this G.O.P. mismanagement"
"Voters want more than one anti-gay marriage amendment"
Frustrating isn't it, this political business
Rove's permanent majority of the G.O.P. was a myth
Sorry guys but I think I have to admit it
The G.O.P. now, damn, we're in some deep shit

You like the G.O.P.? (No not really!)
You like the G.O.P.? (No not really!)
You like the G.O.P.? (No not really!)
Who likes the G.O.P.? (Not the Green Party!)
You like the G.O.P.? (No not really!)
You like the G.O.P.? (No not really!)
You like the G.O.P.? (No not really!)
Who likes the G.O.P.? (Just Tennessee!)

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