Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.
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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.

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Your graduation speaker was a distinguished senator? Boring! Sit down and pretend you went to one of these schools with speeches by celebrities and valedictorians drunk on their own power.