Cybele: Midas are you alright?
Midas: Fine Mom!
Cybele: Are you sure? It sounded like whimpering coming from your room.
Midas: Nope! Goodnight!
OK, OK, you got it under control. Everything's back to normal. Crisis averted. Now just go to sleep, and you'll never have to worry about this ever again.
(1 minute later)
Hey remember when Hermodike smiled at me today.
(30 seconds later)
Cybele: Where are you going?
Midas: The river Pactolus.
Cybele: Why are you walking with your back to me? And why are you holding that stone tablet like that?
Midas: None of your business, that's why.
King Gordias: What was that all about?
Cybele: Midas just tried masturbating for the fourth time in three hours.
King Gordias: Soon he shall be King.