God: Karen Eckles MUST return to night school and get her GED!
 
Angel:
But, my Lord…She's so busy with her husband and four kids!

God:
Then we must inspire her. She'll need to experience something tragic to see the preciousness of life.

Angel: nodding She needs to be aware that it can end at any moment.

God:
Let's have her witness a motorcycle accident. Have the guy get hit by a semi or something.

Angel: His sacrifice will be for the greater good.

God: Right, the GED.

Angel: This could be what brings her family from lower to working class! But what if the one accident isn't enough?

God: We'll just keep slaughtering motorcyclists, eventually it'll dawn on her.

Angel:
It's a good thing we have so many ancillary characters to kill in order to drop Karen little clues on how to live her significantly more important life.

God: Everything that has ever happened to anyone was just to get a reaction out of her.

Angel: Her existence is so important that everything must be justified.

God: All hail Karen, Queen of the Universe.