(A college student uses his home computer for the first time since going to college)


Theo: Wow, I haven't been on this computer since high school.


Active Update: A new version of AIM is currently available, would you like to upgrade?


Theo: No thanks… "Later (click)"


AIM: Theo my man! What's up? I havn't seen you in 4evR!? LOL ROFL LMAO!!!


Theo: Oh great, I see you haven't changed since high school…


AIM: Yeah man! What happened? We used to talk to chicks every night after you did your homework!


Theo: Well, I got that cell phone a while back and I guess texting just took over…


AIM: Texting!? You left me for a cell phone?

                                                                                                             

Theo: Actually I left you for Skype and Facebook chat. Those have great video options and with Facebook, I don't have to worry about asking anyone for their screen name.

 

AIM: Where's the fun in that!? What happened to the days of "LADYZMAN1117" chatting with "sexilexi69" and all the sexual innuendos that were followd by a "jk…" and that smiley face with sunglasses?!   


Theo: I'm sorry AIM, I've grown up since then.


AIM: I miss sexilexi69's responses with that pursed lips girl smiley…


Theo: I don't know what to tell you. People just don't use you like we used to… I promise to keep you on though…


AIM: NO!


Theo: What's wrong?


AIM: Your sister did that to me once… It was horrible… Nothing but un-witty, stupid "away messages" and aim Bots asking me to respond with a "1" if I wanted to lookup a movie or hear the latest gossip…


Theo: Well do you want me to upgrade you atleast?


AIM: No thanks, I kinda like the old school look of this place.


Theo: Well I'm going to sign off for good this time AIM, we had a great run…


AIM: Theo…


Theo: Yes AIM?


AIM: Can you do one last thing for me before you go?


Theo: Sure, anything…


AIM: Well, do you remember that file folder we hid in the "c: drive" and titled it "Grandma's pictures"…