Spider-Man: Hey guys, alright, thanks for coming over!

Iron Man: Well, nobody can resist the appeal of Mario Kart. I brought gin.

Spider-Man: Uh, great. Thanks.

Hulk: HULK WANT CHIPS!

Spider-Man:
Alright dude, they're, they're in the kitchen. Chill.

Hulk: HULK LOVE CHIPS!

Wolverine: Alright bub, lets do this.


Spider-Man:
Alright guys, well, I guess I'll be Yoshi.

Iron Man: No, you won't.

Spider-Man: What? Why not?

Iron Man: Cause I'm Yoshi, I'm always Yoshi, you don't tell Tony Stark what to do!

Spider-Man: Dude, are you drunk?

Wolverine: He smells like keep scotch and shame.

Hulk:
HULK WANT BE DRAGON!

Spider-Man:
My god, nobody even wanted to be Bowser. I guess I'll take Toad.

Wolverine: Hmm. That thing a dude or a chick?

Spider-Man: Dude, I think.

Iron Man: Nah, it's totally a chick.

Spider-Man: What makes you say that?

Iron Man: Cause its making me pack some repulsor beams in my pants, He-yo!

Wolverine: The shame smell just got worse.

Spider-Man: What level you wanna race?

Hulk: HULK WANT BEACH.

Iron Man: Beach sucks! Rainbow Road time Bitches!

Spider-Man: What? How…how did you even select the level?

Iron Man: Thats what this armors for, I am your Nintendo's god!

Spider-Man: Thats just great.

Wolverine:
Whatever, lets just get this over with.

Hulk: HULK FORGET HOW TO GET START BOOST!

Spider-Man: Just press the gas button at the right time, god you're loud.

Hulk: HULK NOT HAVE INSIDE VOICE!

Iron Man: But you got yourself a douche voice, douche. Haha, zing.

Spider-Man:
Don't laugh at your own jokes man.

Wolverine: Damn banana peels.

Spider-Man: Yeah, I got the lead!

Iron Man: Not for long, blue shell!

Spider-Man: You can't get a blue shell when you're in second, thats ridiculous.

Iron Man: I am a Nintendo God!

Spider-Man: You're cheating!

Hulk: HULK FELL OFF ROAD!

Wolverine: Fucking banana peels!

Spider-Man:
Just drive around them.

Wolverine: I don't go around, I go through!

Spider-Man:
You're a fat italian driving a go-kart, you can't go through everything.

Iron Man: I use my fat italian to get through everything!

Spider-Man:
Please, please stop talking.

Iron Man:
Oh, I don't like your tone, blue shell!

Spider-Man:
Stop cheating goddamnit!

Iron Man: Woo, Iron Man is in first place. Bitches love Tony Stark!

Hulk: HULK FELL OFF ROAD AGAIN!

Spider-Man: Great, you're also in reverse.

Hulk: HULK NOT KNOW DIRECTIONS!

Wolverine: These green shells are fucking useless.

Iron Man: Whoops, looks like I fell off the road, too bad I haven't hacked the game. Oh wait, I totally hacked the game! Time to get nothing but boost mushrooms!

Spider-Man: This is ridiculously unfair

Hulk:
HULK LOVE STATE FAIR!

Wolverine: Huh, do you smell that?

Spider-Man:
What, did Hulk crap himself?

Hulk: THAT ONLY HAPPEN ONE TIME!

Wolverine: Sabretooth!

Spider-Man: Bullshit, you're just saying that because your losing.

Wolverine: Theres no time!

Spider-Man: Dude! There is a door, don't jump out my window!

Iron Man: More like jumped through. Welp, time for me to save the day!

Spider-Man:
Are you sure you should be flying?

Iron Man: I flew your Aunt May last night. Dirty bitch.

Spider-Man:
Get out, fly into a goddamn building.

Hulk: BYE!

Spider-Man: Aren't you leaving too?

Hulk:….Hulk…Hulk have accident.

Spider-Man: I bet Superman doesn't have to waste his time with this crap.

MEANWHILE

Batman: I'm Batman.

Superman: For the love of God, I know!