Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Take Family Vacation Into Your Own Hands
August 13, 2009
Of course it's easy to masturbate in your own house. You've had years of home-field training, but now it's time to play on the road. Parts of life may change during family vacation, but these guides are for one thing that won't: your need to masturbate.
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