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Phrases for the 21st CenturyI got so drunk I had to Wikipedia what I did last night.
It's Still a Palindrome!President Theodore Roosevelt, a strategy to gain access to the Panama Canal Zone by helping Panama declare independence from Colombia, a waterway completed in 1914.
Reading Can Be Fun!How: Whenever you see the word “THE” in a newspaper article, replace it with the word FART!
Example: President Hugo Chavez was granted free rein Wednesday to accelerate changes in broad areas of society by presidential decree — a move critics said propels Venezuela toward dictatorship.
Bad example, but you get it!
Worst Pick-Up Line EverDo you think a baby’s eyeballs are the same size as a full grown man’s, or do you think they grow as you get older? I think they grow.
A bad metaphor is a gay penguin with a runny nose.
Failed Ad SloganMaybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. Or maybe she killed an old homeless woman and stole it.
Two Black Guys Talking About Norbit-Are you trying to see Norbit?