LARA sits down at her desk across from FRANK.LARA You know how people are always breaking their cell phones by throwing them at walls when their mad?
FRANK No. But I know you do that.
LARA So it happened again last night! I was so pissed that guess what I invented:
FRANK Self control?
LARA Um, how about protective armor.
FRANK Like a cell phone case?
LARA No, a cell phone bottle! Check it out:
Lara takes out her CELL, which is inside a NALGENE bottle.
FRANK You put your cell in a Nalgene bottle.
LARA This baby is bullet proof. Check it:
Lara smashes the bottle on the ground.
LARA See! Now my cell will never break.
Lara's cell RINGS " she answers.
LARA Hello? No I am not around to let FedEx into my apartment. Sorry.
Lisa hangs up the phone, then throws the bottle at Frank. He ducks.
FRANK You weren't even mad that time!
LARA But how much fun is it to throw around your cell knowing you won't break it!
FRANK But what about the part where you break your foot, or worse, my arm?
LARA I took that into account.
Lara takes out a CARTON of MILK.
LARA Strong bones are unbreakable my friend.
FRANK Untrue statement: I'm not your friend.
LARA Phssah. Hand me the cell holder, I'm chugging milk to prove you wrong.
Lara pours the milk into the container.
FRANK Why are you doing that?
LARA I don't drink out of the cartoon.
FRANK Where's your cell phone, Lara?
LARA Mother of!!! " FFF!
Lara sticks her hand in the milky Nalgene Bottle " grabs her cell.
LARA All my hard work!!
FRANK It'll be fine after it dries
Lara throws the phone at the wall. It breaks.
FRANK Or not