LARA sits down at her desk across from FRANK.

LARA
You know how people are always breaking their cell phones by throwing them at walls when their mad?

FRANK
No. But I know you do that.

LARA
So it happened again last night! I was so pissed that guess what I invented:

FRANK
Self control?

LARA
Um, how about protective armor.

FRANK
Like a cell phone case?

LARA
No, a cell phone bottle! Check it out:

Lara takes out her CELL, which is inside a NALGENE bottle.

FRANK
You put your cell in a Nalgene bottle.

LARA
This baby is bullet proof. Check it:

Lara smashes the bottle on the ground.

LARA
See! Now my cell will never break.

Lara's cell RINGS " she answers.

LARA
Hello? No – I am not around to let FedEx into my apartment. Sorry.

Lisa hangs up the phone, then throws the bottle at Frank. He ducks.

FRANK
You weren't even mad that time!

LARA
But how much fun is it to throw around your cell knowing you won't break it!

FRANK
But what about the part where you break your foot, or worse, my arm?

LARA
I took that into account.

Lara takes out a CARTON of MILK.
LARA
Strong bones are unbreakable my friend.

FRANK
Untrue statement: I'm not your friend.

LARA
Phssah. Hand me the cell holder, I'm chugging milk to prove you wrong.

Lara pours the milk into the container.

FRANK
Why are you doing that?

LARA
I don't drink out of the cartoon.

FRANK
Where's your cell phone, Lara?

LARA
Mother of!!! " FFF!

Lara sticks her hand in the milky Nalgene Bottle " grabs her cell.

LARA
All my hard work!!

FRANK
It'll be fine after it dries…

Lara throws the phone at the wall. It breaks.

FRANK
Or not…

END