It's officially Interrupting Month!  First Joe Wilson, now Kanye West.  And just think, you could be next!  All it takes is a little bit of gumption and a complete lack of human decency. (DerekHail)

Imma let you finish!

This week, some smart publicists behind Jennifer's Body released the much-hyped kissing scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Now you don't have to actually go see the movie! (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan is a good influence.  This week she and her 15-year-old sister Ali hit the clubs until 1am, drinking and chain-smoking.  When I was 15, I was in marching band.  So I guess that makes us BOTH bad-asses. (WWTDD)

Jessica Simpson put up missing posters for her dog Daisy this week, who was snatched up by coyotes while they vacationed in Brazil.  I don't know, Jess.  Coyotes drive a hard bargain.  For instance, they already ate her. (IDLYITW)

Despite his best efforts, Kanye West didn't get all the attention at the VMAs.  Lady Gaga's absurd outfits stole some of the spotlight.  I personally liked the one where her face is being pooped out by a giant hair butthole. (Celebslam)

After Kanye interrupted her acceptance speech at the VMAs, Taylor Swift went on The View to respond with the most brutal comeback in the history of retorts – 'cool haircut.'  Just one 'dweeb' short of a 5th grade bully. (WWTDD)

For his part, Kanye West went on the new Jay Leno Show to show his remorse, and somebody get that guy an Oscar.  He looked like a human Droopy Dog.  No wonder Obama called him a 'jackass'. (IDLYITW, Celebslam)

This week, the stars of the CW's new Vampire Diaries were arrested for flashing motorists from a bridge in Georgia.  I'm not going to say this is a publicity stunt or anything, I've just never seen glamour mug shots before. (WWTDD)

Oh shit, Rihanna's got a pierced nipple you guys!  How do I know?  Because the whole world knows.  Thank God for see-through shirts. (Hollywood Tuna)

Olivia Wilde did a photo shoot for GQ this week, and let's just say she knows what she's doing.  Do you know how hard it is to balance on a hammock!? (Popoholic)

Pictures of a bruised Tila Tequila surfaced this week, after her citizen's arrest of boyfriend Shawne Merriman last week.  Although, is this really evidence of assault?  He's a linebacker for the Chargers and she weighs 12 pounds.  This is what happens when he hugs her. (IDLYITW)

Cleave of the week!  This one wasn't even a question, thanks to model Adrianne Curry having a Twitter account.  And also huge fake boobs. (Egotastic)

This week, an open letter from the crew of Transformers was posted online that calls Megan Fox 'dumb-as-a-rock', her acting 'cringe-able', and her demeanor 'ungracious' and 'classless.'  But wait, she still looks like a blow-up doll, right?  K cool.  She'll be fine. (IDLYITW, Derekhail)

A bunch of fun candid bikini pictures of Kristen Bell hit the web this week, and see?  You're not the only one who recreates a goofy picture so the light is better.  Stars, they're just as bad at taking pictures as us! (Egotastic)

And last but not least, this week's Still Got It, featuring Matt Damon going for gold at a press conference this week.  Congrats, Matt.  You've…well, not quite, a little deeper…there, you've Got It. (Celebslam)