Everyone said the hot English teacher was a bitch, but I took her anyway. Our first week of class, she assigned a 12 page paper. It's due tomorrow. FML

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On 9/3/2009 at 4:23pm - misc - by straight effed - United States (Maine)

I asked my students to write a short essay on Hawthorne. Well turns out I wrote "6000 words" instead of "600". Hello 300 extra pages of reading this weekend. FML

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On 09/4/2009 at 11:23am - misc. - by schooled - United States (Maine)

This girl I really like finally invited me to her house for a party. I spent all Saturday getting ready but when I got there, the house was empty. The party was Friday night. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 12:30am - misc. - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

My parents left for the weekend, so I spent $200 on a party for my entire class. The only one who showed up was this creepy kid who keeps a picture of me in his locker. I told him it was the wrong night just so he'd leave. FML

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On 8/31/2009 at 1:23pm - misc. - by pissedoff - United States (Virginia)

It's bad when your boyfriend cries when you try to break up with him. It's worse when, to get back at you, he sends "private" pictures of the two of you to everyone at the office. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

After a big fight, I e-mailed my girlfriend some cute/sexy pictures to make up. Two minutes later, my work blackberry went off - gmail auto-completed "Alana" as "all". FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 11:33pm - love - by missyou - United States (New York)

I spent all last night baking brownies for my boyfriend's birthday. He said he'd eat them later. I found them in the trash the next day. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 7:23pm - love - by sadchef - United States (California)

My girlfriend thinks you make pot brownies by pouring weed into brownie mix. Now I'm stuck with brownies with $120 worth of my burnt pot baked into it. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 11:33pm - money - by girlsaredumb - United States (California)

When the smart, cute, blonde senior in my English recitation had sex with me the last day of class, I thought she liked me. All she wanted was a better grade on her Shakespeare final. I don't even grade the finals. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by phdinlove - United States (Florida)

Pretty sure I just found out my gf is fucking her TA on FML. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:13am - love - by dumpingthatbitch - United States (Florida)