Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Bigger Your Lecture Hall
September 23, 2009
Chance that you're a communications major
Attractive members of the opposite sex
Attractive members of the opposite sex spoken to
Ability to fart in class without being blamed for it
Chance this is the "professor that rides in on a motorcycle at some point during the year"
Time spent napping
Chance you're enrolled in the Galactic College of Quarblezox
The Graphic Truth
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.