Did you hear the one about the appendix? It's a real side-splitter!
I walked in on my parents having sexYou should see my face on the video tape
Confused Entourage Fan at the Emmys"How the hell did Kevin Dillon miss out on a best drama nomination again?"
Douchebag? Or Schizophrenic Douchebag?I think my sick Ed Hardy shirt speaks for itself.
I just got done reading a book about podiatry. The footnotes were incredible.
Ex-Girlfriends are like assholesI'm sorry, let me rephrase that. Ex-Girlfriends are assholes.
Two Words Guys HateDon't and stop. Unless you put them together.
The Camera Adds Ten PoundsI find chewing through the lenses to be the toughest part.
I would say that weak ejaculation is my only shortcoming in life.