Anakin: All I'm saying is that if we were allowed to marry women, Yoda would stop making awkward passes at us.
Obi-Wan: Can't argue with you there.
Anakin: And another thing-
Obi-Wan: Whoa, whoa. Is that a new saber in your holster?
What? Haha, no way man. Same old one I've always had.
Obi-Wan: Nope. The handle's totally different. Let me see! Let me see!
Anakin resists, but Obi-Wan wrestles it away from him.
Obi-Wan: This looks so badass. How do you turn it on?
Anakin: It's not working right
Obi-Wan presses a button, revealing a red blade
Obi-Wan: Sh*t, you're turning to the dark side aren't you?
Anakin: Oh man, you ruined it! It was gonna be all dramatic and stuff.
Obi-Wan: Well why'd you make a new saber beforehand?
Anakin: I just thought it'd be weird, ya know? A Sith Lord with a blue lightsaber. Plus, I had to get Galactic Empire business cards printed up and figured I'd get it all done at once.
should we fight or something?
Anakin: I think we're past that point.
Obi-Wan: Right. Cool, so
good luck then? I guess?
Anakin: It's been fun. I mean
not that fun. But. Ya know. Thanks.
Obi-Wan: Well, see ya around maybe!
They do an awkward bro hug
Obi-Wan: Haha, don't kill too many of us!
Anakin: No promises.