It's officially October you guys, which means only 4 weeks until the best holiday ever.  Thanksgiving!  How do dates work again?

The big story this week, of course, is director Roman Polanski's arrest after 32 years on the run.  He was convicted of unlawful sex with a minor back in 1977.  Although that 'minor' is now 45, so technically it's not unlawful sex anymore, now IS IT?  This one's free, RoPo. (IDLYITW)

Many in the Hollywood community are defending Roman for some reason, including Whoopi Goldberg, who claims that what he did wasn't 'rape rape.'  It was just rape-ish.  Rape-y.  Not RAPE rape.  I'd hate to see what she actually considers rape. (IDLYITW)

Pictures of the new A-Team movie leaked this week, featuring Bradley Cooper as Faceman, Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Sharlto Copley (District 9) as Murdock, and someone-not-as-good-as-Mr.-T as B. A. Baracus.  Consider that fool pitied. (WWTDD)

A tentative congratulations to Jude Law this week, who might be the father of random model Sam Burke's new baby girl.  The little one's first gift from her supposed father?  A DNA test.  Good luck growing up normal, baby. (WWTDD)

Eva Longoria posed for Citizen K magazine this week, and brought her best nip slip to the shoot with her.  If you can ignore the fact that she looks like a retarded Vulcan, you might just enjoy this. (Egotastic)

This week, John Travolta revealed that a medic at the scene of his son's death earlier this year attempted to bribe him for $25 million.  How tasteless!  At least wait until the funeral. (WWTDD)

Cleave of the week!  We've got a repeat winner on our hands this week in Kelly Brook, whose cleave just will not quit.  It practically has tenure at this point. (Popoholic)

Sophie Monk is famous for something, but this week its because her nips popped out while she was swimming.  And with nips like that, who needs a career! (Hollywood Tuna)

Get ready to want to kill yourself.  Lauren Conrad, ex-star of reality show The Hills, now has a deal to develop her recent best-selling book into a movie.  Which means even as a talentless nobody, you're not living up to your potential. (Celebslam)

You guys, Justin Timberlake might have broken up with Jessica Biel!  For Rihanna!  Which is like leaving J. Crew and going across the mall to Hot Topic.  Cameron Diaz, of course, is represented by Forever 21. (WWTDD)

Kanye's on a rampage!  This week, while waiting to perform at a charity concert, he saw a man eating chicken and flipped out, yelling 'why wasn't I offered chicken?' at the waitress.  Ironically, that's also the title of his upcoming comedy album.  (IDLYITW)

Boy is Randy Quaid embarrassed.  This week it was revealed that he owes the IRS over a million dollars in tax liens.  Stars really are like us – we don't understand what tax liens are either.  (Celebslam)

I absolutely hate Jon and Kate Gosselin and all their f*cked up drama, so as a rule I avoid posting about them.  However, Jon Gosselin was basically fired from his own show this week and that makes me happy, so here you go.  (IDLYITW)

And last but not least, this week's Still Got It.   Marcia Cross is the latest victim of the man-ass epidemic, but luckily that wasn't enough to win her the title this week.  That honor goes to Brooke Hogan, who somehow manages to look 50 despite being 21.  Congrats, Brooke! (Celebslam)