Kazooie: Banjo, wake up! Grunty kidnapped your sister!

Banjo: Oh no, we have to save her! Quick, get in my backpack.

Kazooie: The fastest way to get….. wait, what?

Banjo: What?

Kazooie: Did you just tell me to get in your backpack?

Banjo: Well yeah, of course I did!

Kazooie: What good can I do if I'm in a backpack?

Banjo: It's got legholes so you can carry me up slopes!

Kazooie: Right….. look I think we need to talk.

Banjo: What do you mean?

Kazooie: I'm starting to feel like you think I'm some kind of tool for you to use however you like. I'm a living intelligent being, just like you and Mumbo and all those talking object with eyes. You treat me like crap and I'm sick of it.
Banjo: Now hold on, we're a team and we always will be! You and me, best buds forever!

Kazooie: What species of bird am I?

Banjo: ………….

Kazooie: And why do I have to shoot f*cking eggs out of my ass, huh? Do you know how painful that is!?!

Banjo: No, not really.

Kazooie: sigh I think we need some time apart, I'm gonna spend the night at Conker's place. Good luck saving your own goddamn sister.

Banjo: Wait, you can't just leave! You're nothing without me! You weren't even invited to Diddy's party, that's how worthless you are!

Kazooie: Right. Bye.

Kazooie flies away.

Banjo: Sh*t, now what do I do?

Bottles: Maybe Kazooie just wasn't right for you. You should get back at her by hanging out with me!

Banjo: F*ck off, nobody likes you.

Bottles: Yeah I know…