Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
October 7, 2009
Banjo, wake up! Grunty kidnapped your sister!
Oh no, we have to save her! Quick, get in my backpack.
The fastest way to get .. wait, what?
Did you just tell me to get in your backpack?
Well yeah, of course I did!
What good can I do if I'm in a backpack?
It's got legholes so you can carry me up slopes!
Right .. look I think we need to talk.
What do you mean?
I'm starting to feel like you think I'm some kind of tool for you to use however you like. I'm a living intelligent being, just like you and Mumbo and all those talking object with eyes. You treat me like crap and I'm sick of it.
Now hold on, we're a team and we always will be! You and me, best buds forever!
What species of bird am I?
And why do I have to shoot f*cking eggs out of my ass, huh? Do you know how painful that is!?!
No, not really.
I think we need some time apart, I'm gonna spend the night at Conker's place. Good luck saving your own goddamn sister.
Wait, you can't just leave! You're nothing without me! You weren't even invited to Diddy's party, that's how worthless you are!
Kazooie flies away.
Sh*t, now what do I do?
Maybe Kazooie just wasn't right for you. You should get back at her by hanging out with me!
F*ck off, nobody likes you.
Yeah I know
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.