Me:  Dude, let's just chill out and play with our Pogs. 

Joe:  I can't believe that you kept all those. 

Me:  Check out my SLAMMER

Joe:  Where did all of those even come from?

Me:  I keep them in my fanny pack.  You never know when you're gonna need a SLAMMER

Joe:  I need more friends. 

Me:  Who wants to play some Hacky Sack?

Mark:  What the hell is that?

Me:  A yo-yo.  Isn't it awesome?

Mark:  Why is it shaped like a PokeBall?

Me:  HA!  You knew what it was! 

Mark:  Doesn't make you any less of a dork. 

Me:  Gotta catch 'em all! 

Ken:  You carry around your Gameboy?

Me:  Yeah, check it out. 

Ken:  Holy shit.  That thing is huge. 

Me:  It's an original!  Now shut up and let me play some Tetris. 

Shelby:  Nice overalls. 

Me:  Thanks.  I like to clip my GigaPet to the buckles.  It's handy. 

Shelby:  God.  Why can't you just carry it like a normal person?

Me:  Because that would totally mess with my Macarena. 

Shelby:  This is why I won't go dancing with you. 

Me:  All together now! 

Jenny:  What the hell is this?  And why is it in your purse? 

Me:  Beanie Baby. 

Jenny:  It's kinda lame looking. 

Me:  Are you kidding me?  This is the Princess Di Special Edition Beanie Baby!

Jenny:  Oooooooookay. 

Me:  It's gonna be worth a ton someday!