Me: Dude, let's just chill out and play with our Pogs.
Joe: I can't believe that you kept all those.
Me: Check out my SLAMMER!
Joe: Where did all of those even come from?
Me: I keep them in my fanny pack. You never know when you're gonna need a SLAMMER!
Joe: I need more friends.
Me: Who wants to play some Hacky Sack?
Mark: What the hell is that?
Me: A yo-yo. Isn't it awesome?
Mark: Why is it shaped like a PokeBall?
Me: HA! You knew what it was!
Mark: Doesn't make you any less of a dork.
Me: Gotta catch 'em all!
Ken: You carry around your Gameboy?
Me: Yeah, check it out.
Ken: Holy shit. That thing is huge.
Me: It's an original! Now shut up and let me play some Tetris.
Shelby: Nice overalls.
Me: Thanks. I like to clip my GigaPet to the buckles. It's handy.
Shelby: God. Why can't you just carry it like a normal person?
Me: Because that would totally mess with my Macarena.
Shelby: This is why I won't go dancing with you.
Me: All together now!
Jenny: What the hell is this? And why is it in your purse?
Me: Beanie Baby.
Jenny: It's kinda lame looking.
Me: Are you kidding me? This is the Princess Di Special Edition Beanie Baby!
Me: It's gonna be worth a ton someday!