Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Issue One Hundred and Twenty-Nine
October 15, 2009
Not available in parallel dimensions.
If you go to clown college, what do you call the funniest guy in class?
-Patrick Christopher N.
What They Should Say
If it ain't broke, then you need to fix your grammar.
Buzz Lightyear doesn't understand the definition of infinity.
If money can't buy happiness, shouldn't pizza, pot & sex be free?
Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on the same day we bombed the moon.
They say flying a jet-fighter is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Does that mean flying a jet-fighter naked is most fun you can have with your clothes off?
Life must have been awesome
Before we discovered gravity.
One Of Us
just a stranger on a bus, what would happen to all the crazy people on it who always claim they can talk to Him?
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