Meat Loaf: You like it when The Loaf kisses your neck?
Girl: Ohhhh yeah, baby. Just like th- Wait!
Meat Loaf: What's wrong?
Girl: You can't just get right to it like that.
Meat Loaf: Why not?
Girl: We need
you know. Foreplay.
Meat Loaf: Oh. Wow. Yeah. Not really my thing.
Girl: I thought you said you'd do anything for love?
Meat Loaf: Right. But I won't do that.
Girl: That's what you were talking about? I always thought it was something more profound
Meat Loaf: Nope. I just don't like going down on chicks.
Girl: So you'd go to "hell and back" before you'd perform oral sex on me?
Meat Loaf: Haha, now you're just trying to make me sound bad.
Girl: I just don't think it's fair.
Meat Loaf: Look, The Loaf doesn't need foreplay to get chicks wet.
Meat Loaf summons a demon band and plays a 10-minute epic power ballad that turns the sky black, causes earthquakes, and opens a portal to Hell. Every woman on Earth orgasms twice.
Girl: I'm so
I think I might die.
Meat Loaf: They always do.
Meat Loaf rides off to Hell on a motorcycle