Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The More Time You Spend On Your Costume
October 28, 2009
How much it will be worth it
Actual super powers you have
Amount of time you'll spend explaining it
Likelihood of being a corpse when finished
Number of girls who'll want to jump your bone
Nights you'll ever wear it
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.