Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Amount of Weight You've Gained Since School Started
November 11, 2009
Half-eaten chili dogs left under your mattress
High School friends saying "you've filled out."
High School friends saying "Holy Sh*t!"
High School friends impressed with "College You"
Self-Deprecating "Freshman 15" Jokes
Likelihood your nickname is "Slim"
Pizza sauce where there used to be blood
The Graphic Truth
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.