Girl: Frankly, I just feel like some politicians are completely out of touch with 99% of society.

Guy (clueless): …uh yeah, and it's like…the mainstream media's fault.

Girl: You said it! Finally, someone who shares my struggle!

Guy: I know, right? Do you want to go to my apartment?
Girl (shocked): What?!

Guy: What?

Girl: What kind of girl do you think I am?!

Guy: Uhhh-

Suddenly everything freezes.

Announcer: Need a moment?

The guy mysteriously obtains a Twix bar and takes a bite out of it. After a few hasty chews, he starts choking.

Guy (gasping for air):
HEEAAGGHHELP! I…CAN'T…BREATHE!!

He passes out and drops to the ground. Everything unfreezes, and the girl is completely confused.

Announcer: When you need a moment, chew out of your problem with Twix!