Videos
All Originals
Adam Ruins Everything
Batman
Hardly Working
Jake and Amir
Comics
Love/Relationships
Movies/TV
Food
WTF
Life
Politics
All Articles
Shop
CollegeHumor
Follow
Your Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Break To Do List - Translated
David Siegel
December 10, 2009
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!
Review copy of syllabus from econ lecture class
Get copy of syllabus from econ lecture class
Finalize home/family plans
Buy weed
Clean dorm room from top to bottom
Burn Febreeze scented candle
Complete holiday gift shopping for friends and family
Burn CD's
Optimize laptop for non-broadband connection at home
Fill laptop with porn
Figure out how to drop math class before failing final
Fake nervous breakdown at mental health services
Figure out which high school friends will be in town
Buy more weed
Attend history class final exam review session
Miss history class review session where you'll be told precisely how to 'effing ace the final exam
Attend econ class final exam review session
Locate economics building on campus map
Go to "Midnight Breakfast" sponsored by Student Union
Eat bacon hammered
Pick up study guides from off-campus bookstore
Pick up adderall
Do laundry
Thank mom for doing laundry next week
Comments
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.