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My girlfriend is a strong believer in karma. Her dog just threw up in one of my shoes. She thinks I "deserved it for something bad I must have done recently".
-Cody, Tennessee Tech

I had been dating this girl since high school and on and off all though out college. We get into in a fight, and to prove how mad she is, she attempts to yell at me with my full name (like a mother would do). She yells, "Tony Anthony" followed by my last name… She didn't realize that Tony was short for Anthony…I wasn't dating her for her brains.
-Anonymous

My (thankfully) ex-girlfriend has two Facebook profiles. One for her…and one for her cat.
-Anonymous

Through a good four years of a serious relationship I had this friend who was constantly professing his love for me. After years of rejecting him, I finally realized he was the one for me. When I finally accepted his love, he had changed his mind.
-Jess

Back in my senior year of high school, my (ex) best friend/girlfriend and I were making out lying on a dock in a park late at night. After rolling off of her, we both realized there was a guy standing a few feet away watching us. When I turned to look at him he exclaimed, "Woah! Phew. I thought you guys were dead," then walked away. When I got to college, I recognized what he smelled like: a lot of pot.
-Anonymous

I've been dating this girl for a while now but I'm still not really comfortable passing gas while she's around. So the other night we end up watching a movie and I probably hold in about 8 farts. Right after the movie ends she takes me into her room, throws me on the bed and proceeds to jump on top of me in a very sexual manner. She landed on my stomach and the resulting fart was like a 5 gallon whoppie cushion. She literally ran out of the room.
-Leif, WA

Question, why is my girlfriend always at her horniest when she's on her period and covered in Vicks Vaporub?
-Anonymous

I grew out a handlebar mustache and goatee for about 5 and a half months. At its peak of awesomeness I slept with two rather attractive girls in one week after not getting any for quite awhile. They both asked me to shave the stuff off so I did. I haven't had sex since.
-Josh

My boyfriend sent me a text one morning saying there would be a big surprise waiting for me when I got home. I spent the rest of the day wondering what it was, entertaining fantasies of him buying me flowers, doing the dishes, etc…Ten exhausting hours later I walk in the door to find him standing there, pants around his ankles, saying "look baby! I shaved my balls! Doesn't it look bigger?"
-Anonymous

My best friend is still with her boyfriend even after he told her that he doesn't find her attractive and half of his erections came from other women.
-Anonymous

I was dating this girl for about a year when I got her pregnant. During her pregnancy she just kept telling how she couldn't believe she got pregnant saying "Wow you must have some super sperm cause I've had a lot of guys cum in me and I have never gotten knocked up!'' I kept telling her that wasn't really anything I was interested in thinking about….she didn't get why.
-Jon TX

The, "He's Definitely Not Getting Any P*ssy Tonight!"Award goes to:

My roommate got dumped by his girlfriend yesterday, and as she drove away from our apartment she ran over and killed his cat.
-Anonymous