The nerds who keep our website running are looking for a new nerd to join their ranks. They're searching for someone who has: -Fluency in PHP 5 and the LAMP stack -MySQL with performance tuning and scalability -Strong understanding of Object Oriented Programming -Hands on experience with MVC Frameworks -Caching / Scaling (Memcached, APC, etc.) -Thorough understanding of HTML, Javascript, CSS and XML -An understanding of the issues surrounding large-volume websites and scalability -A preoccupation with staying on top of industry trends and technologies
Bonus Points:
-Experience with SPL a major plus -e-commerce, credit card authorizations, and billing feature experience -Linux or Solaris -jQuery or Prototype -Content Delivery Networks -Version Control Systems (we use Subversion) -Experience building scalable frameworks
Your dorkwad responsibilities would be to:
-Implement major new features and feature improvements -Track and squash bugs -Optimize code and queries for better performance -Database Architecting
If you fit this description or you know someone who does, first, ew, second, you should email techjobs[at]connectedventures[dot]com