Harry Potter: Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. I'm Harry Potter. But then, you all must know that already. I mean, I'm the Boy Who Lived.
Curious George: You know, I'm pretty well-known myself.
Harry Potter: Of course you are. Your books have lots of pictures.
Ponyboy: Lots of readers were touched when my best friend Johnnycake died a tragic yet heroic death.
Harry Potter: Psh. More people cried when my owl got killed than have ever even heard of your book.
Beth March: I got scarlet fever when I was a teenager and almost died. But because I was such a good person, I got to live several more years before succumbing to the near-constant agony that had followed me since!
Harry Potter: Wow, that sure is lucky. Yeah, for the first seventeen years of my life, I couldn't be killed. I literally could not die. This chunk of immortal bad guy soul was, like, attached to me, so I pretty much could've done anything and survived.
Nancy Drew: I use my wits to assemble clues to solve mysteries and thwart small-time and not particularly dangerous criminals.
Harry Potter: I know four spells. And remember how I saved the world anyway? Good times.
Flossey and Freddie Bobbsey: We get into lovable and harmless highjinks with our brother and sister!
Harry Potter: Who the f*ck are you?