TOM: Hey Frank, if you could be any transformer who would you be?


FRANK: I don’t know, Transformers are gay Tom.


TOM: Why do you say that?


FRANK: For one, all the transformers you hear in the movie are all dudes, so they all must be gay if they don’t have any transbitches to hit on.


TOM: Wouldn’t a transbitch be a bitch with a dick?


FRANK: Good point…..that could be why they don’t have transbitches now.


TOM: Well Frank, if I could be a transformer, I would be Bonertron.


FRANK: What is a Bonertron?


TOM: Megan Fox’s vibrator….duh.