It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!
Anonymous, School Not Given
During the 3 day long orientation I loved it how you would only show up in the room at 4 in the morning to vomit all over the bathroom, since you never made it to the toilet. I also loved the fact that you did this for both of the nights.
What I loved more is when I moved your bed. You came back to puke so I grabbed your bed and moved it next to the dressers. Watching you look where the bed should be and where it was and then fall where it should be was priceless. What was even better was hearing you moan from landing on the hard tile floor. Then watching you crawl to your bed was epic.
Bryan Denslow, School Not Given
I don't have a roommate, but my buddy is over often enough that he qualifies. He's a good guy but the kind that usually says 'lets party' and either brings nothing or only a small portion for himself and then when he finishes that he moves on to my stuff; food, alcohol, shisha, etc. I confront him every little while and he eventually pays me back but only a portion of what he owes. This grows tiring as I don't have endless funds like he thinks I do (I'm just more careful with money then he is) so I decided to amuse myself. He frequently steps outside for a smoke or to talk on his cell which has terrible reception in my room. Every time he does, I put something in his drink, whether it be ash, salsa, vinegar, dust from a shelf, whatever as long as it makes his drink taste like crap and take a cigarette and throw it out. When he complains about the taste or his loss of cigs, I shrug it off in wonder. Pay me back or BYOB, those are your only options.
My roommate told my boyfriend after coming home from a Halloween party this past year that she couldn't drink because she had kidney disease (for what reason she told him that I have no idea). We are 100% positive she is a pathological liar so my friend and I went on facebook and pulled up pictures of her drunk and with drinks in her hand with captions like "my first legal drink :)" (Her 21st birthday is two weeks after Halloween, so your kidney disease just comes and goes?). So she proceeded to block us both from facebook claiming she didn't want to be caught in a lie. She also told all her friends that she has cancer. She begged us not to mention it to her parents because "they didn't know and she didn't want to worry them." W.T.F? So my dad called up her dad to get to the bottom of this mystery and lo and behold she doesn't have cancer or kidney disease. Have fun explaining that to your dad, you crazy bitch.
Caleb Lawrence, South Carolina
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