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It truly is damn near impossible to watch a human baby laugh/smile and not join them with a smile/chuckle of your own. Similar to ones inability to keep their eyes open during a sneeze, it’s just unnatural. Most believe that it’s because a laughing baby is just too damn cute that you have to smile…. Wrong again you glib little bitch.  You are laughing in amusement (the same way you would laugh at a mentally challenged person attempting to masturbate) at the little bundle of stupidity in front of you; a slobbering, laughing, complete fucking dipshit. The human baby is, in all actuality, a fucking retard. Period. What other animal is born and it takes them a whole fucking year to learn how to walk? And even longer to learn how to talk?

They cry when they shit… 

             They cry when they’re sleepy…                                                                                         

                        They cry when they’re hungry….

                                 They cry when they’re bored…

Well I say FUCK YOU BABY. Fend for yourself you helpless, senseless, pubeless little mooch. Many animals are born everyday already knowing how to walk AND talk AND hunt. All the while the human species is still considered the most intelligent, tsk tsk tsk. Some say it takes humans so long to walk and talk and live independently because humans live so long compared to other more “early-capable” animals. That’s just more bullshit… fucking turtles live forever. When I see a laughing baby it makes me want to stick an apple in its worthless open mouth and roast it up like the pink little hairless pig that it already resembles. For all half of you parents know it could just be a shaven midget that wanted free shelter, food, attention, and of course booby milk so he took your baby’s undeserving place instead! But midgets are a whole another story….