Smores Around A Campfire

The Only Candy Bar The Bear That Ate All Your Food and Maps Somehow Missed

The First Cold Stream You Come Across After Wandering Around In The Hot Sun All Goddamn Day

The Least-Poisonous-Looking Berries You Can Find After Realizing Help Is Not On The Way, And It's Time You Started Focusing On Survival. Besides, Brad Isn't Looking So Good. He Needs To Eat Something

A Wild Mountain Lion, Because At This Point It's You Or Him. You Can Give Up And Starve Out Here (Like Brad), Or You Can Start Being A Man


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