(In the mountains, 2 guards are walking in a tunnel patrolling a water dam.)
Guard 1: Did you hear? They say that 007 guy is heading this way.
Guard 2: So?
Guard 1: SO! Maybe you haven't heard but this guy is like impossible to kill.
Guard 2: I highly doubt that, besides there is a whole platoon of soldiers guarding this dam.
Guard 1: He already got past the guards at the front with just a pistol.
Guard 2: Really? Well we've got AK-47's, he doesn't stand a chance.
Guard 1: This guy has already been shot like 15 times and he's still going.
Guard 2: He must be wearing that special blue body armor that we keep lying on the ground.
Guard 1: Nope, he's just wearing a regular black tuxedo.
Guard 2: Crap. What should we do?
Guard 1: How about we hide behind these wooden boxes? Maybe he won't see us.
Guard 2: Yeah, and if he gets too close, we'll start firing at him.
(007 bursts into the room carrying a sniper rifle, taking out 2 guards.)
Guard 1: Did you see that, he just shot Mike without even aiming!
Guard 2: And he just karate chopped Gary like 2 times in the leg, and now Gary's dead!
(007 turns around and shoots at the boxes.)
Guard 2: Ow Ow Ow, what the hell. Why did these boxes explode?
Guard 1: I don't know man, they're only made of wood.
(007 shoots Guard 2 in the leg.)
Guard 2: Oh god he shot me! Is it bad?
Guard 1: I can't tell, it's covered in neon paint. He must have used a special paintball shell.
Guard 2: What the hell is going on here!?!!
(007 leaves the room and leisurely walks off the edge of the dam.)
Guard 1: Holy crap, did you see that? That guy just did a swan dive off of the dam!
Guard 2: Oh my god, how is he still alive?
Guard 1: He must have used some sort of invisible bungee cord.
Guard 2: Dammit, mom was right. I would have been a lot safer being a scientist.