1. MENTAL NOTE: Richard Simmons is not in KISS 
    MENTAL NOTE: I actually do not "got game" 
    MENTAL NOTE: Stick with apple juice cause OJ will kill me, get acquitted, then write a book saying "If I Did It" 
    MENTAL NOTE: Warning labels are put there for a reason, no buts 

    MENTAL NOTE: I cannot dodge bullets 

    MENTAL NOTE: The "finger" does not count as flashing a gang sign
    MENTAL NOTE: Shampoo is not a good substitute for toothpaste, even if it smells like it would be