God: Yes, my child, I am what am.
You: Yeah w.e why are you talking to me?
You: Am I in trouble or something?
God: Heavens no, my son! I am just here to check in on you and your studies in the field of medicine as you try and become the greatest doctor in human history.
You: Oh… well I’m sorry but I just dropped out of school
God: Yes, I know all, my child.
You: Wait then what are you doing talking to me?
God: I am here to persuade you to go back to school so you can fulfill your destiny as the doctor that finds the cure to AIDS!
You: Well if you’re all knowing then you’d know that I can’t because I just knocked up my girlfriend and need to get a job now
God: Yes, of course I know that, but you can’t do this because it isn’t your destiny.
You: Well if it was my destiny to stay in school why didn’t you make me remember to wear a condom?
God: Well, birth control is a sin my child.
You: Ok…so then why didn’t you stop the conception from even happening?
God: Technically, that’s still birth control…
You: What is your issue with birth control anyway?
You: If you’re omnipotent can’t you just change the rules and make it so it’s alright?
God: Well, theoretically but that would be immoral.
You: But didn’t you create the concept of morality
God: I think you should be careful what you say my son…
You: Actually, didn’t you also create AIDS and all diseases?
You: Why don’t you just make them all disappear so I don’t have to be a doctor and your “morals” aren’t corrupted?
God: Okay that’s it! I’ve had enough of you back talking humans always thinking you know what’s best for the world order!
God: I think it’s time you learned a little lesson.
You: GOD YOU’RE A DOUCHE!!!
God: Try getting your girlfriend to want to have sex with you now punk.
You: IT’S NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO PENETRATE WITH!
God: Oh too bad…
God: Oh and I almost forgot
God: You also have AIDS now
God: I guess you better start working on that cure
God has signed off.