Two thirty-something co-workers are sitting at their desks
Dave: Hey Jim, do you know how hard I fucked your mum?
Jim: Sigh No.
Dave: She doesn't know, either she's in a coma.
Jim: Mate, I feel guilty enough as it is about running her over!
Dave: Don't worry, mate. I would've done speeded up, too.
Dave: Do you know hard I fucked your mum?
Jim: Sigh How hard?
Dave: I fucked your mum so hard that her granddaughters had orgasms.
Jim: So my daughters?
Jim: Isn't that technically paedophilia?
Dave: Hey Jim
Jim: Do I know how hard you fucked my mum?
Dave: Someone's eager! Just like your mum, the cum-guzzling slut.
Jim: Brilliant. Anyway, i'm off to the hospital to see her now
Dave: Oh, I forgot. You got a call at half past nine.
Dave: Yeah, she was buried this morning.
Dave: Yeah, buried under my cum.