Smashed iPhone

What you'll need:
-Tin foil
-Seran wrap
-Duct tape
-The acceptance that your phone is most definitely getting destroyed tonight

How to sell it:
-Behave like a completely idiotic disaster while still having everyone think you're the coolest one at the party.




Guy Who Just Woke Up from a Year-Long Coma


What you'll need:
-A piece of clothing with an outdated reference
-Absolutely no shame

How to sell it:
-"Whoa, let's not shake hands. Don't want to catch Swine Flu!"
-"I can't wait to see what kind of awesome stuff Obama is going to do as president. Yes we can! Amiright?"





Dead XBox360

What you'll need:
-A white T-shirt
-A white plate
-Markers

How to sell it:
-Party as hard as you can for a little while, then get burned out and stop.




Jehovah's Witness


What you'll need:
-No qualms about having the lamest costume

How to sell it:
-Show up to other people's parties uninvited and try to get everyone to follow you somewhere else.




The Ghost from Paranormal Activity


What you'll need:
-Nothing

How to sell it:
-Even though you've proven you can make this costume out of nothing, spend $3 million on it next year.