ENGLEWOOD, CO Long time petty amphibian criminal Frogger was finally arrested today after nearly 30 years of compulsive jaywalking.
"About time," said local resident Milton Furlong. "My wife and I always have trouble driving there thanks to that web-toed twit."
The exact location to where he refers is the C470 and I-25 Intersection, where for three decades citizens have complained about erractic frog behavior and horesplay on the parkway.
"I'm surprised he hasn't been killed," adds Furlong. "I could've sworn one time we hit him in the Sedan, but he appeared back on the other side of the road in perfectly good health".