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My girlfriend once told me if I every cheated on her she would squeeze super glue down my pee-hole.

-Anonymous

I get a text from my gf saying she has to go into work early, so I decide to go surprise her. When I arrive, she isn't there. I confront her on this and the next day I get sat down by her parents where they tell me I'm paranoid and need to trust her. A week later I find out she's been texting and calling her ex-boyfriend…

-Anonymous

Right after we broke up, my ex-girlfriend called to ask how to change her relationship status on facebook.

-John D.

I recently joined an online dating site, and one of my "matches" was my first cousin.

-Anonymous

I had sex with my girlfriend… in the butt… my butt.

-Jeff

My girlfriend went through my cellphone and saw a picture of my ex in a bikini (i totally forgot that pic was there) and now hasn't spoken a word to me in 2 days, because it's not her fault for going through my phone, it's my fault for forgetting to delete a picture that's so old.

-D

My boyfriend once shaved my ass. Since then, everytime I say he's a terrible boyfriend he just says "I shaved your ass. I'm awesome. Your argument is invalid."

-Anonymous

I call my girlfriend "E3" because she's my third girlfriend and they were all named Emily.

-Anonymous

My boyfriend recently changed his facebook language to pirate. He now refuses to acknowledge that we are "in a relationship" but rather insists that we are "sailin' steady" and consistently calls me "Cap'n." I don't mind that so much, but the last time I went down on him he screamed "Arrg! Thar she blows!" when he came. I think he's taking this pirate thing a bit too seriously.

-Pennie

I was having sex with this girl and started getting pretty tired so I asked her to switch and have her move on top. Right when I lay down, she confesses that she's never been on top before and asks, "Do I just sit on it?" I could hear my best friend and his girlfriend in the other room laughing for the next five minutes.

-Anonymous