They say no news is good news, but it's probably bad news if all the world's news outlets have been destroyed.
There may be more than one way to skin a cat, but there are no good ways to explain why you have all those skinned cats in your basement.
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Just hard, fast punches.
Methamphetamines are actually way easier done than said.
I Hardly Ever Finish My One-LinersThey call me the PunBail Wiza
I used to consider myself quite The Thinker, until my aching wrist forced me to stop it.
If disappointing others was an Olympic event, I'd probably sleep through the qualifiers.