Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105%: Issue One Hundred and Fifty Nine
August 25, 2011
It's important to be conservative with water. That's why when I shower I just redistribute the cleanliness amongst the already clean.
I don't know why I even bother eating tangerines if people are going to keep growing more. We're never going to finish them that way.
It's too bad you can't attend your own funeral. I'd really love to hear what everyone has to say about where they're going to eat afterwards.
Nothing screams "gay" like my stepdad at me.
Lost my debit card over the weekend and someone used it to buy $200 worth of Korean Wizard Porn,
they delivered it to MY apartment!
"There's nothing 'special' about this rape victim. Let's go home and play videogames, Munch." -weird episode of Law & Order:
Recent polls show that more than 99 percent of women refuse to have phone sex with pollsters.
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