The 100 Worst Nicknames To Pick Up During Orientation Week
- Dumpy
- Slickfinger
- Papa Doc
- Bad Santa
- Chowderfoot
- Grundle
- Skinny
- Bracecrotch
- No-Toes
- Butts
- Statutory Steve
- Fleaz
- White Tyler Perry
- Black D.W. Griffith
- Brown M. Night Shyamalan
- Two-Handjob Doug
- Obamacare
- Rabies
- Pecan Sandy
- Great White Shart
- Chunderbucket
- Snape
- Faggioli
- Buffalo Bill
- Caligula
- Uncle Tom
- Sorority Boy
- Walt Disney
- Agamemnon
- Thundertits
- Lou Gehrig
- Tiny
- Heavy Flow
- Homeless
- Bedbugs
- Fart Simpson
- Chelsea
- Crampon
- Milk
- Snot the Hoople
- Harvard
- Psoriasis
- Yoko
- Sluts
- Three-Balls
- Encyclopedia Brownnose
- Diddle
- Moist
- Jenkem
- Fat Man
- Little Boy
- Disgrace
- Ed Wood
- Voight-Kampff
- Puberty
- The Boy From Brazil
- Sammy Davis, Jr., Jr.
- The Laramie Project
- The San Francisco Treat
- Cougartown
- Freud
- The Troll
- The Dunwich Horror
- The Shadow Over Innsmouth
- Bulk
- Skull
- Himmler
- Party Fowl
- Depends
- Zuckerberg
- Minstrel
- PTSDipshit
- The Sperminator
- Shylock
- Iago
- Edmund
- Cockblock O'Clock
- Famine
- War
- Pestilence
- Death
- Freebird
- Runny
- Scepterhead
- Rapescallion
- The Last King of Scotland
- Genghis Can't
- LL Drool J
- Crusty
- That Little Fucker
- Girl Nixon
- Gizzard
- Lez Paul
- Mountain Douche
- The Human Tumor
- Poor
- Fancy Feast
- Kübler-Ross
- Kentucky Fried Chickenshit
- Nobody's Favorite

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