1. Dumpy
  2. Slickfinger
  3. Papa Doc
  4. Bad Santa
  5. Chowderfoot
  6. Grundle
  7. Skinny
  8. Bracecrotch
  9. No-Toes
  10. Butts
  11. Statutory Steve
  12. Fleaz
  13. White Tyler Perry
  14. Black D.W. Griffith
  15. Brown M. Night Shyamalan
  16. Two-Handjob Doug
  17. Obamacare
  18. Rabies
  19. Pecan Sandy
  20. Great White Shart
  21. Chunderbucket
  22. Snape
  23. Faggioli
  24. Buffalo Bill
  25. Caligula
  26. Uncle Tom
  27. Sorority Boy
  28. Walt Disney
  29. Agamemnon
  30. Thundertits
  31. Lou Gehrig
  32. Tiny
  33. Heavy Flow
  34. Homeless
  35. Bedbugs
  36. Fart Simpson
  37. Chelsea
  38. Crampon
  39. Milk
  40. Snot the Hoople
  41. Harvard
  42. Psoriasis
  43. Yoko
  44. Sluts
  45. Three-Balls
  46. Encyclopedia Brownnose
  47. Diddle
  48. Moist
  49. Jenkem
  50. Fat Man
  51. Little Boy
  52. Disgrace
  53. Ed Wood
  54. Voight-Kampff
  55. Puberty
  56. The Boy From Brazil
  57. Sammy Davis, Jr., Jr.
  58. The Laramie Project
  59. The San Francisco Treat
  60. Cougartown
  61. Freud
  62. The Troll
  63. The Dunwich Horror
  64. The Shadow Over Innsmouth
  65. Bulk
  66. Skull
  67. Himmler
  68. Party Fowl
  69. Depends
  70. Zuckerberg
  71. Minstrel
  72. PTSDipshit
  73. The Sperminator
  74. Shylock
  75. Iago
  76. Edmund
  77. Cockblock O'Clock
  78. Famine
  79. War
  80. Pestilence
  81. Death
  82. Freebird
  83. Runny
  84. Scepterhead
  85. Rapescallion
  86. The Last King of Scotland
  87. Genghis Can't
  88. LL Drool J
  89. Crusty
  90. That Little Fucker
  91. Girl Nixon
  92. Gizzard
  93. Lez Paul
  94. Mountain Douche
  95. The Human Tumor
  96. Poor
  97. Fancy Feast
  98. Kübler-Ross
  99. Kentucky Fried Chickenshit
  100. Nobody's Favorite