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My roommate a few weeks ago clogged our toilet with a ridiculous and copious amount of toilet paper. When my other roommate Kelton noticed, and warned the whole room not to flush, he went in and tried to unclog it, flooded the bathroom, and refused to clean it up. I had to clean up his TP and whatever else there was off of the floor. Now, he has some hard feelings about pranks, so I wanted to get him back in a way that he wouldn't freak out on. When he left the room, I went on his laptop and set the non-stop nyan cat page (www dot nyan dot cat) as a page that automatically opens on his web browser, without making it his home page. It's gone off a few times in his classes. And he thinks it a virus. It just goes to show that the littlest things can be the most effective.
Hank T. from Southeastern University
Every morning one of my suite mates goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth. After about 1 minute of brushing it sounds like he sticks the tooth brush down his throat because he gags twice then spits out a lugi. He needs to go back to the planet where he came from.
Freshman year my boyfriend and I convinced my roommate that magnets don't work on refrigerators unless the refrigerator is plugged in. It's junior year, my freshman year roommate and I both have other roommates, but her kitchen's refrigerator still has no magnets because "what if there's a power outage and they all fall off?"
My mom told me this friend of hers need someone to housesit for a weekend and watch her dogs. I said I'd be able to do it, if my roommate come chill too, since he's pretty legit. So, we're over there just watching T.V when he pulls out a ziploc bag full of weed, and a pipe. We take the dogs outside and go pack the pipe. He leaves to go drain the main vein while Im outside. I finish the packing and leave the bag and dogs outside. We come outside a few minutes later and see the dogs freaking out, run around the yard and running into stuff. I didnt think anything of it and we start smoking. Later one dog pukes up a piece of plastic. Im thinking, oh sh*t. And start looking around for the bag. Its missing. My roommate asks where the bag is a little later so we can smoke some more. I told him that the dogs ate it. He just started stoned laughing. I dont think he took me seriously. Sorry bro, but your out of alot of cash right there.
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